04/03/24: Then you must be immensely enjoying the public spectacle of the five exclusively female NBC-Pravda "News" 30 Rock execs shrieking and tearing each other's hair out trying to avoid being fingered as one of The Women (hello, Claire Booth Luce!) Who Hired Ronna McDaniel.

[Which is all very strange in itself since their boss, Señor Conde --- "The Revenge of Telemundo" --- had publically taken sole responsibility for the McDaniel Hired-Fired Dumpster Inferno. Maybe if they had watched, you know, the "news," they would have known this before launching their hussy-diabolical diatribes.]

Worthy successors indeed to Fili-Krushel and Deborah Turness, the one-time Big NBC-Pravda execs in charge when Lyin' Brian William's fables were exposed.

F-K in the aftermath landed in a cushy, empty executive Comcast office before returning to the beaten-path as an Upper East Side nosh-commando.

FCD ("Forever Cool" Debby) was rewarded with the biggest media job in the UK, BBC-Pravda "News."

(Honorable mention goes to the putz who in January 2019 had to spend $160,000,000 to get rid of his prize hire, Megan Kelly. His name escapes me for the moment. Another H.M. is Third-Sex-Specimen Noah Oppenheim, long gone.)

Nothing changes.

Actually, that's not true. The male goons were replaced by the FemDolts.

Granted, identical results. Money corrupts impartially, emphatically, completely.

And tonight, The Rockies beat the Cubs in Chicago.