How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a light bulb?

The real question is that who broke the light bulb and why are they keeping us in the dark?

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Two sheep are talking

- It seems to me that that dog and that man are working hand in hand.

- If you don't drop your ridiculous conspiracy theories the whole herd will think you absurd.

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A conspiracy theorist who doesn't believe in Zeus walks out into a field during a thunderstorm wearing his tinfoil hat to test his theory.

Needless to say, he was shocked when he learned the truth.

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One of the best conspiracy documentaries ive ever watched on netflix is about a Chinese couple who didnt board the Malaysian flight 370 (one that disappeared) when they should have done.

It's called 2 wongs dont make a flight

All ^ by --unknown