I'm more of a Gregory Hines kind of guy. Maybe Barack can talk Bill Clinton into pulling his sax out of retirement for a nationwide nostalgia tour like Frankie Valli used to do. Then they could hit PBS during one of PBS' 363 days of fundraising with Barack's other BFF Bruce Springsteen. Hell, they could even fly Zelensky in for a benediction & a speech. The Big Z & Brucie could then bring down the house with a duet on The Ghost Of Tom Chode. Jon Stewart could MC sporting his new Hitler mustache that he grew to honor those brave boys in the Azov battalion. Even Stephen Colbert could show up festooned with vaccine needles, looking like an especially nerdy Pinhead from Hellraiser.