Roughly in modern parlance.

JACK: "Man, this sucks. It sucks that a beautiful tree gets cut down and made into paper just so some dude can run it through a printer with a bunch of legal gobbledygook. And the worst bit? I put my JH on that same paper in order to have a place to live, and I'm trapped. It would have saved time to just chain me to the tree instead of cutting it down because I am no longer my own man. "