Thank you Caitlin, this is funny stuff. Time to send Fox Mulder and Dana Scully out for an investigation. I got so fed up with the UFO narratives, I would suggest if there were UFO, it was us returning through a wormhole in space, to reclaim our genetic integrity after we had so completely, in the future, destroyed ourselves and the world. I really do think there is an episode of X Files about how the military is a part of the hoax. Weaponizing space, and using NASA as an arm of the military, is again, part and parcel of what Mulder called the "military-industrial-entertainment complex"