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brendan kelly

Brendan kelly lives in a black castle high atop Mount Blood in a remote region of Romania where he enjoys bocce ball, parasailing and his 69 pet chinchillas

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Bad Sandwich Chronicles Beyond Thunderdome

By brendan kelly

malaise, dickjokes, nihilism, music, parenting, drugs, fuckin, candle making

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