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1 | update! many thanks to everyone who has made "texts i wanna send my ex" such a success! please note that the original sheet (now "old texts") can no longer be edited, but a new sheet (see below) called "old texts" can! please enter new messages there. a million thanks, sean. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
2 | texts | ayeeee | lll | |||||||||||||||||||||||
3 | Just wanted you to know you made my 26-hour flight across the world a truly miserable experience. I was never mad at you for not being able to see me before I left. It was the fact that you never replied, nor reached out to me when I was away at home that really hurt me. There were plenty of ways for you to reach out but you never did- so what was I supposed to think? I could have texted you when I got back but realized I couldn't be with someone who was ok with not knowing whether or not I was hurt. So yeah, I guess that's why I walked away. | I didnt get the tattoo of your name removed. But now it says Frederik (is an asshole) | I realize now what a passionate person you were and how i should have been lucky to have someone be so passionate about me but why was all this jealousy and hate directed towards me? I wish you the best but I don't know if I mean it. | I know I hurt you but more than anything I wish we could be friends. Reason why I wish we were never together. I'm sorry. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
4 | hey | i miss you so much, that I would tolerate your micropenis | I love that you still have a tattoo of my name on your hand. Like, how stupid can you be? | I am still hoping to bump into you in one of the corners of this shitty town. And I'm sorry. And I know you are too. And I love you even more than before. | ||||||||||||||||||||||
5 | I still have your netflix account | the best! | hahahah that's hilarious!!!I need to do that, too! | hahahahhaha | lmao | Haha ditto. And I keep messing with your favourites list ;) | ||||||||||||||||||||
6 | remember when you drunk texted me 2 weeks ago - ya fuck u | the longer we're apart, the less I understand why I ever liked you. You're an entitled, self-centred person, and should really take a step back and examine what exactly YOU have to offer, before you start having ludicrous expectations of your partner. I can't believe I let your entitlement fool me into believing you were worth my time. I'm so glad we broke up. I'm so much happier, and so much more myself than I ever was with you. | Why the fuck did you let him sexually assault me? Why didn't you answer my screams? | |||||||||||||||||||||||
7 | i hope you can finish now ! | m | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
8 | I tried. I know you did too. I'm sorry things ended up the way they did, and I still kinda hate you for it, but if I had to do it again I would still spend this past year with you. I still wear the stuff you got me | that was the best sex i ever had | You cheated on me. We tried again. It failed. I fell in love with someone else. You treated me like your own child. I was so bad in your thought. You never find someone else when you treat her like me. | |||||||||||||||||||||||
9 | thank you for the book recommendation mendation but NO THANKS FOR BEING A DICK | I LIKE THE LAST PART | I missed beyond understanding... | |||||||||||||||||||||||
10 | good morning | not so gr8 now that i texted you | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
11 | i knew it was over when you told me your favorite movie was garden state | I think the person who don't likes garden state is the real problem in this one | <-- YESSSSSSS | <--agree | <--- sooooo true! | <--- yes yes yes!!! | ||||||||||||||||||||
12 | you're an asshole for never buying me flowers | yes! we all want flowers! | wow can we really chill | |||||||||||||||||||||||
13 | stop texting me | Your scorpion tattoo looks like a lobster. Ridiculous. | I think the person who don't likes garden state is the real problem in this on | |||||||||||||||||||||||
14 | I'm hotter than you ;) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
15 | if you had spent less time cheating and more time canvassing, Hillary would have took Iowa. | if you had spent less time cheating and more time canvassing, Hillary would have took Iowa. | Holy fuck, this is amazing | <3 | No | trump trump trump | ||||||||||||||||||||
16 | thanks for introducing me to Happy Endings - glad you got back together with your husband | You broke my heart, I always thought we would last forever.I will always remember you, I forgive you for what you did but il still remember the pain you caused till the day I die. I hope everything is going well in your life and I wish you all the best. You made the mistake and I now realise you will have to live with it for the rest of your life. You were my bestfriend but everything happens for a reason. X | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
17 | your new girlfriend is vanilla sorry I was fun | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
18 | I loved your dog more than I ever loved you | I did! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
19 | Please take me back, I still love you | :-( | I know that feel :( | No words truer than that ;( | ||||||||||||||||||||||
20 | I'm getting just as many gifts from you for Valentine's this year as I did when we were dating. | if i knew people would believe me, i would tell your friends, family, and new girlfriend that you sexually abused me. | PREACH | |||||||||||||||||||||||
21 | who dis. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
22 | Best of luck with that ultimatum | bingooooo | what if his dick is not that great but his heart is pure | |||||||||||||||||||||||
23 | Your dick was great but your heart is not | omg | sad but true... | hard on>heart | damn, yes! | |||||||||||||||||||||
24 | Hello darkness my old friend | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
25 | if you had spent less time cheating and more time canvassing, Hillary would have took Iowa. | I KNOW U FUCKING CHEATED CUNT | This needs to be printed and sent directly to the person! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
26 | i txt u y u no txt bak!? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
27 | tbh I was mostly dating you because you were rich | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
28 | you cheated first but I cheated more? | lol | thats how you do it! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
29 | things would be a lot better for you if you lost 20 lbs | sdfsdfdss | best! | |||||||||||||||||||||||
30 | thanks for telling me I had abandonment issues and then abandoning me, so helpful | SAME. FUCK | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
31 | still not 100% sure if you're bi/gay!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
32 | aaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhh i'm so bitter | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
33 | you showed up to my show closing night to fucking return my clothes? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
34 | i have syphillis | ouch baaaaad :D | hahahahahahahahahah | |||||||||||||||||||||||
35 | HAH | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
36 | Your new boyfriend looks like a toad. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
37 | I'm pregnant | fck | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
38 | i know you wont | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
39 | I'm happy you're thriving but sad that you didn't want to include me in your future. | After eight years we brook up, and now two months later.. i start feeling like shit. back then i thought i was about grown up by myself.. i know it better now.. i brook up because i knew i am not good enough for you! i am sorry for not being that guy you deserve. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
40 | I was 18 when we started dating. You worked at Wendy's, had no life, and lived with your dad. You were 23. You broke up with me 2 months after I took your virginity. I fled the state in hopes you'd come and profess your love for me at the airport. I was wrong. It took a long time to get over you. Years have past and I am now a neonatal RN, married, and have 2 loving children. Where are you? Still working at Wendy's and living at home with daddy. Karma man. Karma | Karma for not going to the airport? | you sound terrible | <---agree | ||||||||||||||||||||||
41 | i hope you've grown up and learned how to treat women with respect | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
42 | wish i'd started having sex with you waaaaay sooner, and also stopped having sex with you sooner | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
43 | Honestly the only thing that would make me happy is for you to never be happy with anyone else | yes | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
44 | I was hotter than all your exes then, and I'm hotter than your girlfriend now. Tough luck. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
45 | grow up | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
46 | You are a bad person | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
47 | Remember Raven Symone? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
48 | I didn't want a relationship, but your giant fucking ego wasn't gonna let you believe that, huh? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
49 | Wow, I'm so much better off without you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
50 | I'm so sorry. I wish I had fallen in love with you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
51 | maybe if you respected other people as equals you wouldn't be such a huge dick | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
52 | Thank you for showing me I am much more than you'll ever be. :) | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
53 | you're right- it really IS you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
54 | you're a succubus | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
55 | You said you loved me. Getting into another relationship 2 months after us determined THAT was a lie. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
56 | hjkljkhlkjljk | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
57 | You've been a sophomore since we were sophomores | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
58 | my cat is better company. he may not satisfy me sexually...but neither could you. | savage | haha | don't do it if a cats licks you, you will soon know about it!!! yuk | told my ex the same. | |||||||||||||||||||||
59 | the best thing I got out of our relationship was the bracelet your mom gave me for Christmas | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
60 | Did you know I'm your biggest fan? | dont be | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
61 | I hope you don't abuse your new girlfriend like you did me and the one after me. We're all really nice girls. | this | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
62 | remember how you thought i was too dumb to get into princeton? well i don't see YOUR acceptance letter anywhere, who gets the last laugh nowwww | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
63 | I need you to take some inches off your dick and add it to your brain. | hahaha best | hahaha | |||||||||||||||||||||||
64 | STOP TEXTING ME - I already know i'm the one that got away. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
65 | Thank you. I needed you to destroy me so I could come back LIKE A FUCKING PHOENIX, BITCH. #ItsLit | so u were ash when she left u ? Thats interresting... | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
66 | Can you tell your mom that we're not getting back together so she will stop texting me on holidays? | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
67 | You're incredible and I'm sorry I broke your heart. | same | ddfgfdf | Hoping this is my ex wanting to get back with me | Unless you cheated on her or did something very bad to her, you have nothing to lose by sending this | |||||||||||||||||||||
68 | i wish i had broken up with you the first time i seriously thought about it...not the fifth #RIP3years | I | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
69 | sorry but y r u a sociopath | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
70 | Your dog deserves better | word. | BUUUUURN | |||||||||||||||||||||||
71 | WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS SUCH A BITCH | LMAO | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
72 | A breeze hit my leg by the stove the other day and I thought it was the cat, but then I remembered I don't live with the cat anymore. I cried. When you venmo'ed me your half of the couch and desk at work, I went to the bathroom. I cried. Thank god for single-stall, gender-neutral bathrooms. My therapist says I'll be your biggest regret, but I pay him to say things like that. My friends say you're a dick, but they're my friends. I say that I miss you and I miss the inside jokes and language we had that's now a dead religion no one practices. I'm still shaken by our breakup, and trying to rebuild myself. I wish you had held my hand more, and I wish I had been gentler. | this made me cry | This made me so sad, wow | im so afraid of this happening to me one time | This is truly amazing - we should all be gentler. And hold hands more. | beautifully written | ||||||||||||||||||||
73 | i still miss you a whole whole bunch and won't love anyone else more | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
74 | Can I ask you something that you'll probably say no to? | accurate. | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
75 | Wish you never licked my butt | HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
76 | I miss you, and I'm sorry I was hard on you. We were both wrong, and we both were hurt. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
77 | I got pink-eye from eating you out | oh shit | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
78 | Wish you licked my butt | :) | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
79 | I want my fucking hat back | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
80 | Things would've gone better if you were smarter. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
81 | Everyone on r/relationships is glad I broke up with you | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
82 | hope i ruined valentine's day for you too!!! | LMAO | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
83 | I saw the shit you wrote about me in Sean's google Doc, and I'm mad!!! | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
84 | I hope your new girlfriend knows you have to masturbate to fall asleep. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
85 | I read a list of things that people want to say to their exes today and mostly it makes me so grateful to know that you will always be my best friend. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
86 | why are things so complicated? we still like each other, why's it gotta be such a fucking trip. It's not like we have anyone else right? I guess it's just crass of me to say that. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
87 | i'm sorry it ended the way it did. I didn't mean to hurt you | yep | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
88 | hey cuntface. if you weren't such a constant dick about my past sexual experiences i might have stuck around. fuck you. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
89 | i'm keeping that shirt | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
90 | i love you too. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
91 | I wore your deodorant all the time. That's why you were always running out. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
92 | You moved on fast... | :( | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
93 | i hope we stay friends and that for your sake you eventually work on your issues even half as much as i’ve worked on mine. call me when you grow up. | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
94 | testing if my number is still blocked... | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
95 | hell will be hotter once you're there asshole | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
96 | I hope you don't hate me. I love you. You also majorly fucked me up and now I cry whenever I think about it xoxo | :( | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
97 | I didn't realize how small your penis was until I finally got good fucks after breaking up with you | haha! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||
98 | I hated that confirmation that you try to treat her better than you treated me because you learned from me. Why does she deserve better than I did? | oh my god, yes! | :( | |||||||||||||||||||||||
99 | sorry i handled the breakup really badly and i wish you didn't hate me | |||||||||||||||||||||||||
100 | stop reading my fucking tumblr |