So we all want to do post prom together (except for everyone with me) but whenever I ask people they’re like “i dunno” so I think we should create one.
Option 1: Walden Pond (suggested by Kevin)
Option 2: Boardwalk (nobody wants to do this)
Option 3: Myrtle Beach (Kyle)
Option 4: Grand Slam USA
“Option 5: Weekend paintballing in Poconos (genius)
“-”genious” - Tom™” - Jeremy™” - Sam™
-”I’m crying” -Tom ®
Option 6: Dig a hole to China in Sam’s backyard
Option 7: Dig a hole to Sam’s backyard in China
Option 8: ORGY at Sajen’s
Option 10: LAN PARTY
Option 11: KENNY LAMP PARTY
Option 12: see option 5
Option 13: see option 12
Option 14: see option 13
Option 15: Bowling
Option 16: Drunk goggle driving (so when you get pulled over you won’t actually be drunk)
-genious (Thanks)
Option 17: Lamp party at Kenny’s
Option 18: Antiques Roadshow mock-up
Option 19: sex-education seminar
Option 20: Bingo night at Sunshine Assisted Living Home
Option 21: D.A.R.E. meeting with officer Quinn
Option 22: Couples bridge
Option 23: a soiree with numerous upstanding swanky young lasses
Option 24: Virtual Beachhouse (online edition)
Option 25: A search for Option 9
Option 26: A search for blackbeard’s treasure
Option 27: A search for black beards
Option 28: Thinking up more options for the Google Doc
Option 29: Eating each other’s parents’ parents
Option 30: Sleeping with each other’s parents’ parents
Option 31: Masturbating each other’s parents’ parents
Option 32: pooping
Option 33: i didnt write that
Option 34: eating penis
Option 35: going to five guys
Option 36: going to 9 guys
Option 37: Going to the aquarium
Option 38: Deep sea fishing
Option 39: Deep sea diving
Option 40: Shallow sea diving
Option 41: Exploiting oil reserves in the pacific
Option 42: Becoming monks
Option 43: Studying for AP’s
Option 44: Becoming missionaries to Wynnewood
Option 45: Hanging out in downtown narberth
Option 46: Sneaking in (not actually) to R rated movies (cuz like...we’re all 17)
Option 47: Rent Flushed Away and watch on repeat
Option 48: Eat ice cream and ask each other if we look fat
Option 48 ½: Buy spandex pants
Option 49: minigolf for 2 days straight
Option 50: make montages of us doing things
Option 51: Road trip (actually an option) (objection: all of these things are actually options)
Option 52: Please Touch Museum
Option 53: Please DO NOT Touch Museum
Option 54: The circus. Like, either making a circus or going to one. For two hundred days. Straight.
Option 55: An opera in New York
Option 56: Become one with nature
Option 57: Play improv games
Option 58: Go home and get a good night’s sleep
Option 59: Re-enact our favorite scenes from human centipede
Option 60: Practice our multiplication tables
Option 61: Drink lots of water
Option 62: Become republicans and debate
Option 63: Go to Mr. Kelly’s house and jam
Option 64: Become farmers
Option 65: Travelling insurance salesmen
Option 66: Discover El Dorado
Option 67: Become pirates
Option 68: Become butt pirates
Option 69: lol
Option 70: Become butt ninjas
Option 71: Reenacting the first 17 years of our lives (YES, but for most of us 18...)
Option 72: Prank phone calling each other and laughing about it afterwards
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on Tom’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on Hup’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on yodh’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on Raper’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on Ja Well’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on K Lu’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on Neil’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on Alex’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on Silb’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on Sam’s bed (why me?)
Option 73: Nude pillow fight on Walk’s bed (why me?)
-guess there wont be any nude pillow fight
Option 74: Get so sober and don’t throw up
Option 75: Play computer games late into the night
Option 76: Give it the old college try
Option 77: Give it the new college try
Option 78: Just don’t try
Option 79: Try really hard to be funny
Option 80: REDACTED
Option 81: Give speeches from famous military generals
Option 82: Have a pooping contest
Option 83: Compare body parts.
Option 84: Mr. Post-Prom pageant
Option 85: Play battleshits
Option 86: Nude workout session on Tom’s bed (why me?)
Option 87: Post this list on reddit