How To Tell When Someone Is A Piece Of Shit-“How they treat staff-tells us all we need to know”

The Secret Service agents assigned to protect the Vance family are apparently reconsidering their career choices, as they’ve traded protecting presidents for what amounts to being on-demand Uber drivers for the family that treats Marine Two like their own little minivan. The Vances, who apparently believe military helicopters are an appropriate mode of transport for nine-year-olds' golf lessons, have agents so fed up with lack of schedules and organic "lifestyle" that they’ve started creating custom coins and stickers mocking the VP code name "Bobcat." One agent reported they suggested they should just paint “Uber for one percenters” on the side of Marine Two since they were already spending 24k an hour to shuttle kids to golf lessons while simultaneously searching Middleburg, VA, for the perfect weekend getaway for the Vance family. The lack of detail and planning is so exhausting from last-minute changes that they’ve reportedly answered “Bobcat” when their spouses ask why they're canceling date night again, because we all know that protecting fascist assholes now means being on standby for an entitled family that thinks “off record” movements are just super fun to keep security personnel on their toes.

Here’s how you know Vance and his wife are pieces of shit. Vance didn't grow up like this. Typically when people come from lower middle-class families, it’s my experience they tend to treat service and help staff like humans. But see, the kinds of humans who become successful who treat staff like pheasants. We call those people entitled assholes. It makes no difference where they come from or how they were raised; they are pieces of shit regardless.