Elon Musk's PR Manager

Ok Elon. Here is the deal. We ran some numbers and your recentr meltdowm on the HBI issue really hurt your numbers. We need to make some moves to sure up your base.

So, I spoke with operations and we are running few more 'terror' attacks on Tuesday, in the US. This should take care of your popularity dip

After the onslaught of immigrant 'TERROR' news coupled with warnings from major influencers (We have Alex Jones claiming ISIS cells networked around the US and intelligence agents on Rogen claiming Taliban are crossing the border) all this to drum up fear about impending TERROR attacks. Just relentless. TERROR IMMIGRANTS TERROR IMMIGRANT!! After the anxiety, anger and anti Muslim animus reaches a fever pitch. Then another poke in the eye by having the FBI hesitate to classify it as an official 'terror' attack. You know the routine, tell them the motive is not clear. yada yada yada

You know the drill. That will pit them on edge

Then, once we confirm their biases with acknowledging, that it is, indeed, an FBI-certified act of Islamic Terror attack, then you just drop the bomb tweet - 'Free Tommy Robinson'.

Your base will go wild as it whips them into a cathartic, frenzy and pulls your recent detractors back into your fold aion rant never happened. You calling them racist is out of their mind. We've polled Tommy with your base and he scores very high. It's a no brainer. Your back to Tony Stark-status in no time

Sound good

Jan 4
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7:46 AM