No one asked, but I compiled a few career suggestions for Jimmy Butler in case he wants to do something else besides play basketball.
I think it’s only correct and fitting that the music I heard most in my life should be what is played at my funeral so I’ve recommended to my nearest and dearest that, in the event of my death, they should cue up either the call waiting song from my current car insurers or the Sky TV planner soundtrack circa 2004-2009.
“Indeed, the whole of our social arrangements may be likened to a perpetual comedy; and this is why a man who is worth anything finds society so insipid, while a blockhead is quite at home in it.”
— Schopenhauer