Breaking: Karoline Leavitt wasn't on level about leave: she was being tutored by Stephen goebbels Miller. Sources said she needed to up her game on lying, her cross burned a hole in her neck, she got an exorcism from JD. Natalie Harp was interfering with her reign as chief BS spox. Susie Wiles said they are set to do the next cage match in the noe empty reflecting pool, now fenced in to prevent guests from sneaking in free. Time TBD, stay tuned. PS - WH press room was too small to accommodate MAGAs. Tix on sale at trump. crypto.com. No gold coins accepted. No women, immigrants, blacks, browns allowed per Pete Hegseth. Only fake drs shooting up troops with testosterone boosters. And/or makeup artists. Can't make this stuff up. Writes itself!