If we’re going to continue with two political parties, we should at least change the names. Here are some ideas. Send me yours.

1. Bad Party - Good Party

2. Evil Party - Virtuous Party

3. Immoral Party - Moral Party

4. Cruel Party - Kind Party

5. Bad People Who Don’t Know WTF They’re Doing Party - Good People Who Know Right From Wrong Party

6. Dumbass Party - Smart Party

7. Lying Party - Truthful Party

8. Organized Crime Party - Rule of Law Party

9. Voldemort Party - Potter Party

10. Sith Party - Jedi Party