Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): ""Mr. President, Elon gave you 250 million dollars, and you haven't said ‘thank you’ once.""

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Andy Borowitz

Jun 6, 2025

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"Mr. President, Elon gave you 250 million dollars, and you haven't said ‘thank you’ once."

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