Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "Hegseth Apologizes After Striking Drug Boat Carrying Don Jr.’s Supply"

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Andy Borowitz

Dec 31

The Borowitz Report

Hegseth Apologizes After Striking Drug Boat Carrying Don Jr.’s Supply

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