Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "Trump revealed that he had spent the past year ensuring that no one would set foot inside the performing arts center for the foreseeable future."

The app for independent voices

Trump revealed that he had spent the past year ensuring that no one would set foot inside the performing arts center for the foreseeable future.

The Borowitz Report

Trump Begins Renovation of Kennedy Center by Removing Audience

Feb 2

at

12:17 PM

#nojs-banner { position: fixed; bottom: 0; left: 0; padding: 16px 16px 16px 32px; width: 100%; box-sizing: border-box; background: red; color: white; font-family: -apple-system, "Segoe UI", Roboto, Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif, "Apple Color Emoji", "Segoe UI Emoji", "Segoe UI Symbol"; font-size: 13px; line-height: 13px; } #nojs-banner a { color: inherit; text-decoration: underline; } This site requires JavaScript to run correctly. Please turn on JavaScript or unblock scripts

The app for independent voices

Log in or sign up