Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "Trump says he will clear the Strait of Hormuz by putting his name on it: "That emptied out the Kennedy Center very rapidly and very powerfully.""

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Trump says he will clear the Strait of Hormuz by putting his name on it: "That emptied out the Kennedy Center very rapidly and very powerfully."

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