Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "Would you pay a locksmith $1000 to unlock a door that was open before you called him? That’s basically the amazing deal Trump has made to open the Strait of Hormuz"

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Would you pay a locksmith $1000 to unlock a door that was open before you called him? That’s basically the amazing deal Trump has made to open the Strait of Hormuz

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