Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "If there had been polls on July 4, 1776 they would have given George Washington no chance of beating the British."

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Andy Borowitz

Jul 4, 2024

The Borowitz Report

If there had been polls on July 4, 1776 they would have given George Washington no chance of beating the British.

Jul 4, 2024

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