Andy Borowitz (@borowitzreport): "No interest in Ukraine’s rare earth metals but would love it if they’d let us have their president"

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Andy Borowitz

Feb 17, 2025

The Borowitz Report

No interest in Ukraine’s rare earth metals but would love it if they’d let us have their president

Feb 17

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