My Patagonia fanny pack with my credit cards freed me and the Mexican woman.

If I had gone in with no credit cards, I would have been there until my court date on 4/24/26 at 10:00 a.m.

They set the bond ridiculously high at $22K when I should have been released on my own recognizance.

I had to put up $2K of that, plus another $2K as collateral that gets returned after my court date.

They used the “no ties to the area” excuse to fuck a mother with two in college and a deadbeat white “father” who contributes not one fucking dime.

Bravo, Floriduh, as I prepare to leave the state permanently and only return when my 19 year-old finally graduates college.