loyalty is all that matters, and it’s how we ended up with a reality show never-was in charge of making sure airplanes don’t fall out of the sky. it’s how we ended up with the whale-head-chainsawing Marvelous Mister Measles in charge of our nation’s healthcare. it’s how we ended up with a plumber’s apprentice with anger management issues in charge of homeland security. it’s how we ended up with a bourbon-saturated podcast bro as head of the FBI. it’s how we ended up with one of Donny’s personal ambulance chasers as Attorney General.