I’m about to spend an hour and a half-writing how little of a shit I give about the Kennedy Center. Trump can name it “The Apprentice Fred Trump Marla Maples Central Park 5 Center of Excellence.”

I hope he spends 12 hours a day over the next 3 years on the Kennedy Center refurb. Fuck it. Sell MAGA hot dogs out of Abe Lincoln’s bedroom. Redo it all Donald. Only you can save us from trampled felt.

This should be your main focus with your time left on earth.