The President of the United States used AI to call their closest ally “Maple Syrup Eating Fuckers.” White House decided to insult Canada with a fake clip and drag an NHL captain into a cross-border political brawl. And every athlete who stood smiling in that Oval Office needs to understand something very clearly: You don’t get to claim neutrality while posing for regime propaganda. You don’t get to say “it’s just hockey” after you wear the hat.