Doktor Zoom 

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Wonkette writer and senior editor. He/him. Born at 318.43 ppm atmospheric carbon. I'm just an animal, looking for a home.
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Wrestling CEO/Ed Secretary Can't Wait To Lead 'Final Mission,' Crash Education Dept Into The Sun
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Let's Randomly Point At A Map And See What Trump And Musk Are F*cking Up!
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DOGE Sh*theads Fire Hundreds From NOAA, Weather Service, Because Weather Is Too Woke