Chapter 7: The Hotel (From Secret Agent Luke Warm and the Evil Megalomaniac Planning to Make All of the World’s Volcanoes Erupt at the Same Time) *** Luke Warm entered the hotel lobby, causing female heads to turn in his direction because of his good-looking face. He walked skilfully towards the reception desk, behind which a receptionist (female) was sitting. “I’m here to check in,” Warm said suavely. He took his vape from his pocket and inhaled sophisticatedly. “What is your name, sir?” said the receptionist. “The name’s Warm. The first name is Luke. The full name is Luke Warm.” The receptionist typed his name into her computer device. “Your room is ready, sir,” she said. She then handed him a key card with ‘345’ written on it, which Warm skilfully deduced to be the number of the room. “Thank you,” said Warm, blowing vape smoke in her face. As he walked to the elevator, the receptionist watched him go, with an expression on her face that suggested she was thinking sexual thoughts. *** “This’ll do,” Luke Wa…