Thanks, Jay! This is my treat for for putting up with all the BS during the week! I love this column from you!!!!!

I have the distinction of being the one to blow Randy Rainbow up originally by sharing him with George Takei. He came into our offices when he was just a shy young guy, and we told him he was on to something big, and we tripled his followers overnight.

... voluptuous buttocks...🤣

Oh dear gods.