"Trust me, folks! THE SECRETS I'VE SHARED WITH AMERICA'S SWARN ENEMIES, err, MY FRENEMIES? THE BUNKER IN WHICH I'D GUTLESSLY HUNKER? THE INSIDER TRADES FOR WHICH THE EMOLUMENTS CLAUSE WAS MADE? NOW, STUNNED OVER A SLUSH FUND?! Am I right? You like that?" - Krasnov J. Filthy Fingers.