Gabey Lucas | Substack

Gabey Lucas

@everettflabbergasters

I write and tell jokes, sometimes even at the same time. If you know me, it's probably from SB Nation, where I've been called "witty yet strangely informative" and "funny and not far off-base." But you probably don't know me. Hi.

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