DEAR AMERICAN FRIENDS:

It has come to our attention as British Emotional Support People that for whatever purpose you deem necessary today, you may find it useful to be furnished with some SPECIAL BRITISH WORDS.

Here they are:

• Bunk

• Piffle

• Balderdash

• Guff

• Berk

• Plonker

• Claptrap

• Bilge

• Numpty

• Bampot

• Tosh

• Wazzock

• Flapdoodle

• Muppetfest

• Falderal

• Trumpery <--- (Also, and I swear this is true, "trump" means "fart" here.)

• Tarradiddle

• Blatherskite

• Absolute Plum Duff.

Ta!

UPDATE: some extra words here that I forgot to include: