Republicans be like, "You shouldn't have to pay for someone else's college tuition, but you should let us use your tax dollars to pay for a rich kid's private school. We call them school vouchers."

If a billionaire ever tries to tell you what the “essence” of the American dream is, just walk away.

I bet Colin Allred would've won if he was more like Al Green. If I ever run for anything, I'm talking to Green.