🔳 PIERRE: What will it take to get you to finally abandon the Liberals, Old Timer?

🔳 OLD TIMER: That’ll never happen, Son. Especially with YOU at the helm of the Conservative Party. You have nothing to offer the future.

You’ve voted against the interests of workers, struggling families and seniors, for 20 years!

🔳 PIERRE: ...

🔳 OLD TIMER: ...

🔳 PIERRE: I’m the Prime Minister in waiting...

🔳 OLD TIMER: Lol!! 😂😂

🔳 PIERRE: What’s so funny, sir?

🔳 OLD TIMER: You’re the ‘FORMER leader of the opposition’ in waiting, is what you are.

🔳 PIERRE: ...

🔳 OLD TIMER: You’re the ‘FORMER resident of Stornoway’ in waiting.

🔳 PIERRE: ...

🔳 OLD TIMER: You’re a ‘Fitness podcaster’ in waiting.

You’ll be doing kettle-bell tutorials and right-wing commentaries in your basement, until that generous pension WE’RE paying for, comes through.

🔳 PIERRE: You know, to be honest - people like you are why I often dream about moving SOUTH and starting my life over again in Texas.

This country is now overrun with stroppy, unhinged Liberals.

Canada is broken.

🔳 OLD TIMER: Lol! Whatya waitin’ for, Jack?? Hit the road!

🔳 PIERRE: I don't need some Santa Clause-looking boomer telling me what I should do.

🔳 OLD TIMER: ...

🔳 PIERRE: Ok so - if, hypothetically, let’s say I STAY and decide to make one last run at the PM’s office ... can I count on your vote, sir?

🔳 OLD TIMER: F*** off!