🔳 ALBERTA PREMIER, DANIELLE SMITH: It looks like Separation is unlikely to ever happen here in Alberta, but fortunately we have a "Plan B" in play...

Those of us who feel a strong allegiance to America are at an advanced planning stage for a massive "Canadian compound" in Florida...

🔳 MINISTER, SEAN FRASER: ...

🔳 ALBERTA PREMIER, DANIELLE SMITH: We're developing a large area of land, 50 hectares in the swamps bordering the Everglades...

We'll build a thriving Canadian community. Mainly Albertans who are sick of living under this communist eutopia that we call "Canada" today.

Some of us would rather deal with alligators, mosquitos and venomous snakes than this ever increasing population of WOKE Canadians...

🔳 MINISTER, SEAN FRASER: ...

🔳 ALBERTA PREMIER, DANIELLE SMITH: It's not too bad down there. The smell and the mosquitos grow on you after a short while.

🔳 MINISTER, SEAN FRASER: ...

🔳 ALBERTA PREMIER, DANIELLE SMITH: I know what you're thinking ... But NO, we won't be 'immigrants' there.

As you know, immigrants can only be from places like Mexico, the Middle East, Africa, India, and so forth.

White folks are never immigrants - they are 'long-term residents'.

🔳 MINISTER, SEAN FRASER: ...

🔳 ALBERTA PREMIER, DANIELLE SMITH: Anyway, the reason I wanted to chat with you, is because we're always looking for smart, capable Canadians to join our Florida Community.

I could speak to Kevin O'Leary on your behalf if you're interested, and ..."

🔳 MINISTER, SEAN FRASER: NO.

🔳 ALBERTA PREMIER, DANIELLE SMITH: Why don't you think about it for...

🔳 MINISTER, SEAN FRASER: I'd rather take a long swim in a pool of volcanic lava.

🔳 ALBERTA PREMIER, DANIELLE SMITH: ...

🔳 MINISTER, SEAN FRASER: I'd rather be castrated with papercuts.

🔳 ALBERTA PREMIER, DANIELLE SMITH: Your loss, Bozo.

🔳 MINISTER, SEAN FRASER: I'd rather put out a camp fire with my face.