🔳 PIERRE: Good afternoon, Ma’am. Sorry to trouble you.

I’m Pierre Poilievre, the Prime Minister in waiting…

🔳 LADY IN LILAC: The WHAT now?

🔳 PIERRE: The PM in waiting. It’s just a matter of time. My destiny is in ascendancy.

🔳 LADY IN LILAC: …

🔳 PIERRE: Did you know that the Liberals are sponsoring terrorists from Iran, and also just letting violent thugs roam our streets freely?

🔳 LADY IN LILAC: …

🔳 PIERRE: Half of Canadians are afraid to leave their houses to even go to the grocery store for fear of being shot or robbed. This is a severely broken country.

🔳 LADY IN LILAC: …

🔳 PIERRE: Carnage and his team have failed, and your Conservative government will deliver safety for our streets, and jobs for all.

We’ll make a deal with Trump. Giving him what he wants is better than losing the U.S market. Liberals can’t see that for some reason.

There are real advantages to being a 51st state!

🔳 LADY IN LILAC: …

🔳 PIERRE: Conservatives will get it done.

🔳 LADY IN LILAC: …

🔳 PIERRE: …

🔳 LADY IN LILAC: You’re polling at 18% for preferred Prime Minister, dear.

Mark Carney is polling more than 30 POINTS ahead of you, and has been for a long time ... and the gap is growing.

In fact, the polling percentage of those who said they are unsure who they would vote for, MATCHES your 18%!

That is calamitously catastrophic!

Listen, isn’t it time to move on young man, while you still have a little of your dignity intact?

Isn’t there other work you can do?

🔳 PIERRE: Whatever. I’m the Prime Minister in waiting. And you’re clearly an unrepentant Liberal.

Bye! I’m off to speak to real Canadians!

🔳 LADY IN LILAC: Everyone in our neighbourhood mocks you, dear. Don’t bother.