Board of Peace Update!

Now that Putin, Netanyahu, Orban, Lukashenko, and Milei are joining Trump’s “Board of Peace” with the billion dollar membership fee some world leaders are skeptical of their actual commitment to peace.

For example, annexing Crimea, invading Ukraine, targeting civilians and non-military infrastructure (like heating homes in a bitterly cold winter), and occasionally threatening the use of nuclear weapons against Ukraine and NATO countries may not be viewed as peaceful co-existence. Brutality and anti-democracy attacks on your own people, also can be viewed as, what’s Senator Collins word? Troublesome?

And genocide -probably a little over the line.

Who better to be “Chairman” of the Board of Peace than our President Trump? His commitment to peace is well-known (when not ordering Hegseth to direct more attacks of Venezuelan vessels, or threatening Colombia, Cuba, Canada, Mexico, Greenland/Iceland, Iran, Denmark, Norway, or Minneapolis with a little taste of American military might). Trump’s dedicated commitment is notable aside from his occasional order to arrest any elected official, prosecutor, or judge who’s been mean to him.

All of this aside -who can possibly resist Melania’s new campaign to add artistic value to this bold new plan for peace to reign throughout the world (except for the annexation, civilian targeting, and genocide stuff).

Using her earlier genius-level talents which earned her an Epstein Visa, her new design for exclusive Board of Peace polo shirts, tote bags, and coffee mugs should make everyone with a billion handy to join the Board.

Someone should really make a movie about her gifts (and I don’t mean the one that constantly asks me to confirm I’m over 18 years old).

Yes. The “BE BOP” campaign is another golden Trump offering.