Lesson 36 of Bossi’s Finishing School for Difficult Women teaches you what to say when Mike Johnson says we should look the other way while Congress trades stocks with insider info.

Because $174K a year apparently isn’t enough to take care of THEIR families. But raising the minimum wage for working Americans from $7.25 an hour? “Job-crushing legislation.”

Class is in session.

For extra credit, check out my deeper essay on Why This Is Important.