Trump says America can't afford Medicaid. Can't afford cancer research. Can't afford school lunches. Can't afford SNAP. Can't afford to keep poor kids fed or sick old people alive. Can't afford Head Start. Can't afford to keep the National Weather Service forecasting the hurricanes they then can't afford to recover from. Can't afford to look after the veterans they sent to die in their wars. Can't afford to stop USAID being chainsawed by an unelected ketamine goblin.

But somehow this country of paupers can find a billion dollars for the Ballsack Room nobody fucken asked for, and another 1.776 billion in walking-around cash for the next batch of insurrectionists he's already planning to pardon.

Republicunts, where the bloody hell are your spines? Did you mail them to Mar-a-Lardo with the rest of your dignity, you spineless dropkicks?