Hey,

NSA & Mossad,

here’s your government’s off-ramp and what will end the war with Iran in less than 24 hours.

Assuming you already have my data, send me what this is worth in $ to my bank account. Much appreciated.

(1) in the good, old fashioned GRIT* (remember that?) approach, Trump proposes to unilaterally lift the Sanctions on Iran with immediate effect.

(2) As of 2024–2025, 31 to 32 countries operate nuclear power plants for civil purposes. Trump proposes to put together an international team of expert engineers from these countries - including the remaining Iranian experts on the matter you haven’t already killed - to build, operate and supervise the Iranian electricity grid for the 90+ million Iranians who will be very happy to have that technology.

(3) Point number (2) is to be funded by the fees Iran levies from the ships for its reconstruction and repairs of the infrastructure the Pentagon has obliterated.

(4) In exchange for Israel agreeing to stop bombing civilians all over the place and to stop expanding territorially into all types of directions, Israel becomes a member of a multi-state regional cooperation community focused on economic & technological synergies. If we’re being honest, oil is kinda played out anyway, solar and desalination seems to be extremely promising in that corner of the world anyhow. Y’all need to stop playing and get to work. Together. The OIC has already committed to ceasing any and all attacks on Israel if Palestinians get the right to be full citizens with full rights in an Israel fully committed to acknowledging their full humanity and proactively treating them with the same hospitality and generosity with which they welcomed European Jews, when European Christians kicked them out of Europe and almost exterminated them.

(5) A South-Africa style Truth & Conciliation committee is established to juridically handle the perpetrators of such genocidal acts as were perpetrated under the Amalek operations proclaimed by Netanyahu. Hamas already committed to handing the perpetrators of October 7th to the international criminal court and to the international court of justice. Just try it. You’ll see. Where the is Justice, there is Dar Al Salam & Shalom.

(6) Trump’s Board of Peace handles all this. This will 1000% guarantee him the Nobel Peace Prize he so much desires. Just wire me what it is worth to y’all: I don’t need to be mentioned or contacted ever at all. In fact I’d rather never have anything to do with any of y’all: you scare the shit out of us regular people.

Just take it from here. I’ve done the heavy lifting. The rest is easy in comparison and way too bureaucratic for my taste. I just want everybody’s kids to have a world worth looking forward to.

End of transmission,

Meticulous Prime.

*Graduated and Reciprocated Initiatives in Tension reduction (GRIT) is a conflict-de-escalation strategy developed by Charles Osgood in 1962 to break deadlocks in hostile situations. It involves one party initiating small, voluntary concessions to reduce tension, inviting the opposing party to reciprocate to build trust and foster trust and cooperation. You know, a grown up people type thing to do… 🤷🏾‍♂️.