This is a fair analysis, and you were kind not to point out that this is what the erasure of unicorns looks like. I'm open to exorcism, but it's getting harder and harder to find an affordable neighborhood exorcist. Most of the local mom and mom exorcists have been bought out by private equity.

Everyone’s talking about monetary inflation. No one’s talking about mythical creature inflation. Let’s get into it.

It’s time-change weekend. When I was at Ohio University, this meant the bars closed one hour early. Which led to The Troubles.