Presidents Trump’s list of suspects for the tragic air crash at Reagan

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1. Nancy Pelosi

2. Wind Turbines

3. Mike Pence and his wife

4. The Roadrunner

5. Canada

6. Robert de Niro

7. Sharks

8. The woman who was rude to him yesterday

9. General Mark Milley

10.The Gulf of Mexico

NB: this is not a joke about the tragedy.

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