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Kelley Greene

Writer and performer obsessed with the internet. Sentient wheel of cheese, found online at kelleygreene.pizza or Twitter/Instagram @kelleygreene.

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TMI - Too Much Internet

By Kelley Greene

Part personal essay, part humorous take on the news of the week, all "wow, this person spends wayyy too much time on the internet".

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