Krissy Eliot | Substack

Krissy Eliot

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Fiction writer. Former sex columnist. Can be seen on the History Channel talking about Bigfoot and UFOs. Makes crowds laugh all over Portland and beyond.

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By Krissy Eliot

The last guy I dated told me that we didn't work out because I'M SHALLOW. But I would argue it's because HE'S UGLY. I'm a huge bitch. Please enjoy my Substack.

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