kristofer thomas 

@kristoferthomas
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my name is kristofer. i'm a comedian, writer, screenwriter, actor, and lover of parmesan goldfish. here is some personal writing.
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one last thing
one last thing
By kristofer thomas
this is a very serious publication for sexy & brilliant scholars. absolutely no humor writing whatsoever. no touching personal essays, either. no goddamn way.