Shoutout to all the low-level demons working to make this Lent a freaking trial, with their million inconveniences and disappointments, their snide remarks and missed chances, their death by a thousand cuts.

It must be fatiguing for you little bastards to show up year after year and do your best to make life suck, right on cue.

I swear, as time goes on the strongest proof I have for the existence of God and the veracity of the Catholic faith is just how unbelievably ridiculous life gets, out of nowhere, every time Lent comes around.

Anyway joke’s on you guys five weeks from now. We all know how this ends.