"with pre-game Pfizer sales rep Travis Kelce sashaying into Tiger Stadium in a sparkly designer leather outfit and matching purse ... "

It's not a purse, it's European.

By the way, it wasn't the 'wokest' Super Bowl. I noticed that all of the commentators had American flags on their lapel which was an interesting touch. Travis Kelce's meltdown on the sidelines doesn't bode well for his relationship with Taylor Swift. I'm not up on Taylor's song catalogue but I don't think she has covered domestic violence in her collection of songs about relationships with men gone awry. The fact that he's a dope by all appearances makes me think that this one has a short shelf-life.