BREAKING: Moe and Larry are on their way to meet with the Iranians.

But what happened to Curly?

Jared Kushner — there to represent Netanyahu’s interests.

Steve Witkoff — there with his Kremlin-friendly backchannel energy, carrying the fingerprints of Putin’s world.

And JD Vance?

Apparently sidelined before the plane even took off.

So the real question is simple:

Who exactly is going there to represent the United States of America?

Because from where I’m sitting, this looks less like American diplomacy and more like a private backroom deal with nuclear consequences.

Watch what they do, not what they say.