“NATO dissolves instantly. The alliance that kept the peace in Europe for 75 years evaporates, leaving the continent to rearm and realign against the new aggressor across the Atlantic.”

It’s a pretty impressive track record if you ignore all the wars it failed to prevent, including the one it’s currently failing to prevent. But I’m sure once America is gone they’ll be doing much better.

“We will be evicted from the very soil we helped liberate and defended for decades, forced to retreat to our own shores as a fortress nation, isolated and friendless.”

Evicted by who!? Is Starmer going to parachute in a crack division of 110 lb lady cops in hijabs to nag each of our Brigade Combat Teams into submission?

“The European Union is the largest single market in the world, and they will weaponize it.”

Yeah, that worked great against Russia.

“Corporate America will face an extinction event. U.S. companies will be expelled from the European market.”

I guess it’s a good thing that no European companies do business in the US or rely on US companies to operate in Europe.

“The International Olympic Committee and FIFA will have no choice but to bar the United States from competition, just as they did with Russia.”

I’m shaking in fear already thinking about the mass riots that will spring up once Americans realize they can’t participate in FIFA. And it’s pretty hilarious that he’s bringing up Russia like anything these idiots did worked against them.

“They will build their own defense architecture, their own financial systems, and their own alliances that specifically exclude us.”

It’s so weird they’re not already doing that. 🤔 But I’m sure they’ll abandon their cradle-to-grave welfare states that allow the populace to live in childlike, child-free indolence and embrace austerity and hard work.

This is pure clownalysis.