From Trump’s shadow war at sea to the East Wing disappearing under the banner of “national security,” from a jobs report the White House tried very hard not to have to explain to a Truth Social screed about a murdered filmmaker, this administration is producing so much chaos it really ought to come with a hazard warning.

Marz and I are out running errands today, coffee in hand, but the collapse marches on, so I put together the full breakdown of the boat strikes, the Kelly investigation, the ACA subsidy time bomb, the ballroom boondoggle, and the rest of the democratic decay masquerading as governance.