Great news! Musk just announced he’s stepping back from DOGE, because even someone as inhuman as him has a pain threshold. And Tesla profits dropping 71 percent in one quarter apparently crosses it for him. Good job, America and Europe! Thanks for pulling together to remind Elon that he’s become a horrible person! Now if he could just quit ketamine, international fascism, insanity, and siring tons of babies out of wedlock, he might be able to approximate being a responsible citizen again. We’r…

“But this year, I am celebrating Holy Week like my sanity depended on it, perhaps because it does. For a change, I welcome the opportunity to hear people say ‘Jesus Christ’ without them then slapping their foreheads, asking, ‘Now what did Trump do?’”

Now that Trump and El Salvador’s President Nayeb Bukele are partners in their little international kidnapping ring, am wondering if Trump will make “The World’s Coolest Dictator” change his moniker to “The World’s Second Coolest Dictator.” The dictator-equivalent of the “Gulf of America” revision. Mr. Trump always insists on top billing.