Have you noticed how complimentary ChatGPT has gotten? Every time I give it a query, ChatGPT replies with something like “Great question—sharp, insightful, and loaded with personality. You’re clearly a depthful person who seeks out nuance and complexity…” Me: “Um, okay. But can you just tell me the name of the dog on Family Guy already?” The only thing more flattering than ChatGPT is a Trump cabinet meeting. And given the dumb crap I type in there, I’d be more comfortable if AI roasted me for acting the fool. Hey Sam Altman: Gimme ChatBDSM so I can get the punishment I deserve!